Kermit the Frog dies aged 61

December 29, 2016

Not a day goes by without a celebrity death in 2016, and today is no other. The Walt Disney Company has just announced the tragic passing of comedian and famous amphibian, Kermit the Frog. Probably […]

Science & Technology

Alien tea party forgets to pack away giant spoon

December 29, 2016

SCIENTISTS on Earth were brimming with excitement this morning after UFO hunters scouring recently released NASA photographs of Mars, annouced their finding of a half buried ‘Giant Spoon’ on the rusty planets surface. The picture […]

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Earth votes to leave Solar System

December 29, 2016

THE Milky Way Galaxy was said to be in ‘disarray’ today after the fifth largest planet in the Solar System voted to leave. Earth, voted 52% to 48% in favour of leaving our star system […]


Calais Jungle named 8th wonder of the world

December 28, 2016

FRANCES Calais Jungle has been posthumously awarded the title of ‘8th Wonder if the World.’ In an obscure bid to boost tourism in France, the French President François Holland had lobbied UNESCO for a number […]


Foxes to take part in Boxing Day baby hunt

December 26, 2016

BRITAINS FOXES will take to the cities in their droves tonight, aiming to bag themselves a child in the annual human baby hunt. For the 416th Boxing Day in a row, the native Fox population […]