Man trains for Arm wrestling championship by watching online porn

maxresdefaultKentucky, US- A local man who has become somewhat of a folk hero has finally revealed the secrets on how he has become a world champion arm wrestler, by watching online porn. Jack MeHoffer admits that his training technique is slightly out of the ordinary “I sit here all day watching this screen and jackin’ my pecker” he said with a thick southern twang. ” This is how I train, 8 hours a day, always my right hand.” Jacks legendary forearm has a circumference of over 15 inches, larger than most biceps and is thought to be able to apply a force of over 400 psi, about the same as a Hyena clamping its jaws. “You don’t get this strength from nuthin'” The Jackhammer as he is known, admits his porn use has become a little worrying at times, “I’m not addicted” he said, as he typed in ‘Big Bazongas’ in the search bar. “I like to watch all kinds if stuff, mostly rednecks, takes me the longest to jack. That shit is so ugly I can go for hours.” When asked about personal hygenie and how he manages to avoid the friction burns he said “Well im the only one to use this computer an’ I have a big bottle of lube next to it. Mus’ get through at least two tubs a week!” The World Arm Wrestling Federation confirmed that Jacks practises arent recommended and are not “currently advised on or supported”. Some of Jacks previous oppenents have expressed dismay that they were essentially holding hands with a serial masturbator.