31 year old ‘Absolutely fuming’ his mother hasnt bought him an advent calender

142889363London, United Kingdom – A 31 year old man I said to be “foaming at the mouth” in anger after not being bought an advent calendar for the first time ever.

Dwayne Jackson, a broadband engineer from north London, is said to have stopped talking to his mother after her tremendous faux par.

“I can’t believe it.” He said, visibly shaken. “I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this. She’s bought me one every year since I was 5 years old, its tradition.”

Dwayne isn’t the only one to have received disappointment as a Christmas present this year, a survey of 28 year olds found that over half of them didnt get an advent calendar this year. Not even a sexy one.

“What am I supposed to eat for breakfast now?” Dwayne shouted at our reporter, “Last year she stopped putting presents at the end of my bed and now this.”

Dwayne’s mother Sheila said, “Its about time Dwayne took responsibility of his own calendar, he has a girlfriend and a child for gods sake.”