Petition to ban petitions reaches 1 Million signatures

January 31, 2017

A PETITION set up by a member of the general public has ‘Greatly exceeded’ his own expectations by reaching over 1 million signatures. Tod Carter created the petition after his social media accounts were ‘Deluged’ […]


Trump announces ban on Syrian Hamsters

January 30, 2017

DONALD Trump has caused outrage among US pet owners this evening after it emerged his ban on Syrian refugees will also be extended to Syrian Hamsters. The ban on visits from individuals living in seven […]


Local politician accidentally answers question

January 29, 2017

A local politician has left his party ‘Shocked’ and ‘Embarrassed’ after accidentally answering a question that was posed to him. John Lime, Labour Member of Parliament for Manchester North, was taking questions from a number […]


HGV completes overtake in just 45 minutes

January 25, 2017

A lorry driver has probably set a new world record for overtaking a HGV with another HGV after he completes the maneuver in just 45 minutes. Lukaz Podolski a long distance driver from Leicester, attempted […]

Science & Technology

7 things that will soon be labelled carcinogens

January 24, 2017

THE Food Standards Agency’ has recently been accused of ‘Sucking all the fun out of life.’ After adding 25 more items to its list of ‘Potential carcinogens’. Including but not limited to, McCoys Crisps, Kendo […]