UK

Man confident in silence of own fart

January 5, 2017

A LOCAL man has been deemed a ‘Hero’ today after having the confidence his farts would be silent. Jim Kross an Insurance Broker from London was at a business dinner party when he suddenly had […]

UK

UK sees huge rise in Nerf gun crime

January 5, 2017

THE UK has seen a huge rise in NERF gun crime during January 2017 according the Office of National Statistics which records such affairs. According to the office, there have been 150 offences in the […]

Science & Technology

Vegan group urges Lions to give up eating meat

January 4, 2017

AN ONLINE vegan pressure group has decided to target Africa in its latest public newsletter, this time urging Lions and Lionesses worldwide to ‘Give up meat’. As part of its New Year New Me January […]

Science & Technology

Entrance to parallel universe found in Donald Trumps head

January 4, 2017

  SCIENTISTS have reported the dicovery of the first parallel universe known to mankind, and the entrance is inside Donald Trumps head. Dr Joe Chin of Massachusetts Institute of Technology was searching for other universes […]

Entertainment

Teen dies from new ‘Chokie Challenge’ craze

January 2, 2017

THE internet has been awash with ‘Challenge’ videos these past couple of years, some awkward, some strange and some slightly dangerous. But the latest trend to take social media by storm, the ‘Chokie Challenge’ has […]

Uncategorized

Dog secretly digging his owners grave

January 2, 2017

A DOG has had to revert to drastic measures after being severely pissed off by his human owners. Jumbo, a  German Shepherd Labrador cross from Croydon South London, has begun digging the grave if his […]