Trump live tweets secret tour of area 51

February 28, 2017

DONALD Trump has sparked a massive security breach during his secret tour of Area 51 by tweeting the whole thing. During his visit to the top secret facility, Trump secretly tweeted his day, here is […]

Science & Technology

Amazon begins trial of ‘Amazon Think’

February 27, 2017

INTERNET retail giant Amazon has surprised the world of science tech by announcing that they will begin a trial of a new product they’re calling ‘Amazon Think’. The product, a small headband that sits across […]


Sales of ‘Trump orange’ paint continue to rise

February 26, 2017

THERE has been an ‘Unprecedented’ rise in the sale of a newly created shade of orange paint since Donald Trump’s inauguration a home ware store has confirmed. After designing its own colour based on Donald […]


Farage develops pink eye after brown nosing Trump

February 24, 2017

FORMER UKIP leader Nigel Farage was admitted to hospital last night after developing a severe case of pink eye, caused by his face constantly being inside of Donald Trumps arse. The disease, which is also […]


Britains rail network voted worst in the galaxy

February 21, 2017

BRITAINS rail network has embarrassingly been named as the worst in galaxy by an independent alien authority. The research, carried out by ‘Galaxian National Rail Alliance’ or GNRA for short, which is based on Exoplanet […]


Trump begins search for Secretary of Making shit up

February 20, 2017

US President Donald Trump has begun searching for a new position within his inner circle, the secretary of state for making stuff up. The successful candidate for the post, which was created over the weekend, […]