Seagull ‘Really fucking lost’ after flying 100 miles inland

A seagull has gotten ‘Really fucking lost’ after accidentally flying 100 miles on land.

Steve the Seagull from Skegness, was attempting to fly down south towards Brighton, when instead he ended up in Leicester, more than a hundred miles from his nearest beach.

“I don’t know why I’m here.”, said Sid. “I’m a seagull and I eat fish, what would I want in a town like this?”

Sid isn’t the only seagull who has lost his bearings, Leicester other similar towns all of small sized Seagull populations comprised of birds that have strayed from the coast.

“I’ve met a little seagull community down here, they’re all lost like I am, some of them have been here for ten years or so.”

“Everyone here is longing to go back to the coastline where we can feed on fish and chips and not have to share anything with those pigeon scrotes. Here all we eat is crisps and diddy donuts.”

Sid has already attempted to leave Leicester in search for the sea, but hasn’t got far, one time ending up in Birmingham before returning to Leicester.

“I just want to go back to the fucking seaside.”, he squawked.