Jesus to perform at Superbowl half time show

February 5, 2017

JESUS Christ is ready to rock and roll after he announced through his ‘TheRealJC’ Facebook page that his return to Earth would be on February 5th. Just in time for him to star at Superbowl […]


Heston Blumenthal creates nob cheese sandwich

February 3, 2017

A CHEF known for his unique take on the culinary arts, has created a new sandwich recipe that has been named the ‘Nob cheese sandwich.’ Heston Bluementhal, renowned ‘Gastrologist’ and owner of original gastro-pub ‘The […]


Britain bans Trumps

February 2, 2017

THERE was mass confusion across the country today, after MP’s in the Houses of Parliament today debated an online petition that was aimed at Donald Trump, but was somehow mixed up with the British word […]