The CIA can now watch you wank through your TV as well

IN another astounding revelation which will barely surprise anyone, Wikileaks has release a top secret document that claims the CIA are watching ‘Terror’ suspects through their smart televisions.

The leak comes amid privacy concerns as another document revealed in 2016 that the government can and will hack absolutely anything to watch you masturbate.

“Mobile phones, tablets, security cameras, laptops, computers and now smart televisions. Basically anything connected to the internet.”, said privacy expert Neil Harrison who works for not for profit pro-privacy group AWARE.

“The government are literally spying on everything you do. I’d be very surprised if some explicit masturbation videos didn’t end up online and in the wrong hands.”

Neil, who has previously called government bodies ‘A bunch of perverts’ has been outraged again at the latest leak, he said now feels like a ‘Prisoner in his own home.’

“Where am I supposed to go? I just want to sit down and have a Tommy Tank without Theresa May or some nonce police chief sitting there and watching me. It’s disgusting. You wait until the wireless kettles and fridges and washing machines arrive, every corner of your house will be covered.”

“This is a gross invasion of privacy and I and the rest of AWARE will be filing a complaint to the European Court of Human Rights.”

Until then, Neil suggests you keep yourself safe by switching off appliances at the plug, covering them with sheets, muffling your mics and placing tape over their cameras. Like Mark Suckerberg has done here.

He’s probably been jacking off in the office.