Piers Morgan to host ITV’s new ‘Twat Factor’ programme

TWITTERS biggest twat Piers Morgan has been announced as the new host of the brand new ITV programme named after Piers himself, the Twat Factor.

The show, which will permanently replace Simon Cowell’s (Another twat) X Factor, will see Piers and two other yet to be announced celebrities judge acts based on how much of a twat they are.

The judges will then select the contestants they believe are the biggest twats and mentor them for the rest of the 16 week show.

“It’s a great concept.”, said producer Emily Thornton. “Piers actually pitched the idea to us himself, we took one look at his Twitter and watched him for five minutes on Good Morning Britain and all of us thought, this guy is the fucking twat we need.”

Piers, who has a reputation for being annoying and getting into pointless online spats with other rich arseholes has said he’s ‘Very pleased’ at officially being such a twat that he is competent enough to judge other twats.

“It’s a great honour.”, he said. “I’d just like to say to ITV, you’ve made a great choice by choosing me, and​ I’d also like to say a big fuck off to JK Rowling.”

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