Make less penis shaped buildings and more vagina shaped ones say feminists

A feminist group has demanded that all new structures built within the city of London be ‘Less penis like and more vagina-esque’.

The group known as !FEMINIST! describe skyscrapers as ‘The visualisation and cultural embodiment of male genitalia. Penis shaped buildings are essentially the patriarchy in its boldest form’.

Kate Fluval lead nutcase and spokesperson for the group spoke about this issue at a London seminar on women’s rights.

“Architecturally London is a nice looking city, but we’re seeing more and more giant dildos popping up across the city skyline. The gherkin, the chode looking walkie talkie, you can add a little lady garden on the top, but that doesn’t make it any less masculine right?.”

“If you looked at New York for example, this city is instantly recognisable. Why is it recognisable? Because the entire island of Manhattan​ looks a big gay orgy.”

“What i suggest is something a little more feminine, a lot more feminine, Something like a football stadium, round with a hole on the inside. This would look a lot less aggressive and a lot less patriarchal.”

Something like this,

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