Very Hungry Caterpillar diagnosed with diabetes

February 11, 2017

CHILDREN and adults across the country were shocked today after it emerged childhood hero The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. The caterpillar, which has been eating non stop since its […]


Heston Blumenthal creates nob cheese sandwich

February 3, 2017

A CHEF known for his unique take on the culinary arts, has created a new sandwich recipe that has been named the ‘Nob cheese sandwich.’ Heston Bluementhal, renowned ‘Gastrologist’ and owner of original gastro-pub ‘The […]


Cat practising to become masseuse

January 19, 2017

A CAT is about to become the first feline in history to earn a qualification in massage therapy, allowing it to become a fully fledged masseuse. Tina, an orange and Black Calico has been practicing […]


Complaints as Chinese set to ruin FIFA 18

January 7, 2017

THE VIDEO game community has reacted angrily this transfer window after accusing China of ‘Ruining FIFA 18’. Clubs from the Chinese Super League have begun pilfering the pockets of European clubs aiming to secure big […]


Teen dies from new ‘Chokie Challenge’ craze

January 2, 2017

THE internet has been awash with ‘Challenge’ videos these past couple of years, some awkward, some strange and some slightly dangerous. But the latest trend to take social media by storm, the ‘Chokie Challenge’ has […]