Trump advises Africa to leave the EU

March 22, 2017

US president Donald Trump has committed yet another major gaff today after it emerged he has advised the continent of Africa that it would be ‘Better for them’ to leave the European Union. Whilst commenting […]


“Obama put a camera in my shower too” says Trump

March 6, 2017

DONALD trump has caused another political storm recently after claiming on Twitter that ex President Barack Obama wire tapped his phone and monitored his calls at his home residence, the penis shaped Trump Tower. Just […]


Farage develops pink eye after brown nosing Trump

February 24, 2017

FORMER UKIP leader Nigel Farage was admitted to hospital last night after developing a severe case of pink eye, caused by his face constantly being inside of Donald Trumps arse. The disease, which is also […]


Trump begins search for Secretary of Making shit up

February 20, 2017

US President Donald Trump has begun searching for a new position within his inner circle, the secretary of state for making stuff up. The successful candidate for the post, which was created over the weekend, […]