Trump begins search for Secretary of Making shit up

February 20, 2017

US President Donald Trump has begun searching for a new position within his inner circle, the secretary of state for making stuff up. The successful candidate for the post, which was created over the weekend, […]


Britain bans Trumps

February 2, 2017

THERE was mass confusion across the country today, after MP’s in the Houses of Parliament today debated an online petition that was aimed at Donald Trump, but was somehow mixed up with the British word […]


Petition to ban petitions reaches 1 Million signatures

January 31, 2017

A PETITION set up by a member of the general public has ‘Greatly exceeded’ his own expectations by reaching over 1 million signatures. Tod Carter created the petition after his social media accounts were ‘Deluged’ […]


Local politician accidentally answers question

January 29, 2017

A local politician has left his party ‘Shocked’ and ‘Embarrassed’ after accidentally answering a question that was posed to him. John Lime, Labour Member of Parliament for Manchester North, was taking questions from a number […]


Protester throws bin

January 21, 2017

A MAN feels a little bit better about himself tonight after he pushed over and then threw a bin during a protest at Donald Trumps presidency. Millenial Stan Kirk from New York was out protesting […]