Britain bans Trumps

February 2, 2017

THERE was mass confusion across the country today, after MP’s in the Houses of Parliament today debated an online petition that was aimed at Donald Trump, but was somehow mixed up with the British word […]


Petition to ban petitions reaches 1 Million signatures

January 31, 2017

A PETITION set up by a member of the general public has ‘Greatly exceeded’ his own expectations by reaching over 1 million signatures. Tod Carter created the petition after his social media accounts were ‘Deluged’ […]


Local politician accidentally answers question

January 29, 2017

A local politician has left his party ‘Shocked’ and ‘Embarrassed’ after accidentally answering a question that was posed to him. John Lime, Labour Member of Parliament for Manchester North, was taking questions from a number […]


Protester throws bin

January 21, 2017

A MAN feels a little bit better about himself tonight after he pushed over and then threw a bin during a protest at Donald Trumps presidency. Millenial Stan Kirk from New York was out protesting […]

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Saudis mistake Boris Johnson for a woman

December 12, 2016

IN another gaff made by the perpetually blundering buffoon Boris Johnson, Bojo has left the Saudia Arabians reeling in anger over recent comments regarding the countries stance over its warring neighbours in the Middle East. […]


Obama to retire as Antichrist when he leaves office

December 10, 2016

Washington DC, USA- Conspiracy theorists the world over have celebrated by partying today after President Barack Obama announced he will be stepping down as Antichrist when he hands over his presidency to Donald Trump in […]