Feminists call for a maximum manspreading distance

March 1, 2017

A feminist group has renewed its calls for a ‘Maximum manspreading distance’ on public transport. The group, FEMINIST!!, has urged public bodies and local councils to ‘Do something about manspreading’ after several complaints from its […]


Britains rail network voted worst in the galaxy

February 21, 2017

BRITAINS rail network has embarrassingly been named as the worst in galaxy by an independent alien authority. The research, carried out by ‘Galaxian National Rail Alliance’ or GNRA for short, which is based on Exoplanet […]


Crisp found in packet of air

February 17, 2017

A Man has been ‘Shocked and disgusted’ after he sat down with his packet of air, only to find a crisp in it. James Oliver from London, picked up a pack of Doritos Chilli Heatwave […]


Britain facing yet another fake snow storm

February 9, 2017

PARTS of Britain are busily preparing today for yet another snow storm that will once again, fail to materialise. The weather forecast which is issued by the notoriously incompetent and almost always wrong, Met Office, […]


Tesco called in to help with NHS bed crisis

February 8, 2017

BRITAINS largest supermarket Tesco has responded to calls from a cash strapped NHS by donating thousands of trolleys for its patients to use. The retailer, which isn’t usually known for its generosity, has given the […]