America not as great as it was 3 weeks ago

February 8, 2017

A recently released straw poll has revealed that American believe their country is ‘Less great’ than it was three weeks ago. The poll which was commissioned by organisation ‘StorPoll’ asked 1171 Facebook users to rate […]


Trump announces ban on Syrian Hamsters

January 30, 2017

DONALD Trump has caused outrage among US pet owners this evening after it emerged his ban on Syrian refugees will also be extended to Syrian Hamsters. The ban on visits from individuals living in seven […]


God stops blessing America

January 15, 2017

GOD has announced today that he will no longer bless America ‘Until it gets its shit together.’ God, who is understood to be ‘Angry and perplexed’ at some of the countries recent decisions, has taken […]