America not as great as it was 3 weeks ago

February 8, 2017

A recently released straw poll has revealed that American believe their country is ‘Less great’ than it was three weeks ago. The poll which was commissioned by organisation ‘StorPoll’ asked 1171 Facebook users to rate […]


Britain bans Trumps

February 2, 2017

THERE was mass confusion across the country today, after MP’s in the Houses of Parliament today debated an online petition that was aimed at Donald Trump, but was somehow mixed up with the British word […]

Science & Technology

Entrance to parallel universe found in Donald Trumps head

January 4, 2017

  SCIENTISTS have reported the dicovery of the first parallel universe known to mankind, and the entrance is inside Donald Trumps head. Dr Joe Chin of Massachusetts Institute of Technology was searching for other universes […]


Trump announces plan to build Death Star

December 21, 2016

PRESIDENT elect Donald Trump has today has announced his plans to militarise space today by building the worlds first Death Star. The plan was originally leaked by a White House official, forcing The Donald as […]