UK

Britains rail network voted worst in the galaxy

February 21, 2017

BRITAINS rail network has embarrassingly been named as the worst in galaxy by an independent alien authority. The research, carried out by ‘Galaxian National Rail Alliance’ or GNRA for short, which is based on Exoplanet […]

Science & Technology

Science confirms small willies

February 12, 2017

THERE has been a ‘Small’ breakthrough in the science world after a newly released study confirmed the existence of the elusive small penis. After years and years of interviews with males, scientist and lead researcher […]

Entertainment

Heston Blumenthal creates nob cheese sandwich

February 3, 2017

A CHEF known for his unique take on the culinary arts, has created a new sandwich recipe that has been named the ‘Nob cheese sandwich.’ Heston Bluementhal, renowned ‘Gastrologist’ and owner of original gastro-pub ‘The […]

Science & Technology

Science to divert all funds into researching time travel

January 23, 2017

THE world of science will not stand idly by and ‘do nothing’ about Donald Trumps presidency says a leading Professor from one of the countries top universities. Doctor Marrian Young from Oxford University said she […]

Science & Technology

Internet Explorer now listed as an endangered species

January 8, 2017

THERE WAS sad news for the world wide web today as the former king if the internets status was downlisted to ‘Endangered’. Internet Explorer, whos legendary ‘e’ icon once sat proudly on almost every computer […]

Science & Technology

Racism row sees Black holes renamed ‘Holes of colour’

January 7, 2017

A RADICAL feminist and social justice group has shocked the world of science today after successfully challenging the names of a dozen celestial bodies, including black holes. The internet pressure group, Everyday Feminism had lobbied […]