Science & Technology

Bird looking for freshly cleaned car to shit on

January 18, 2017

A CROW has been holding in its shit for the past two days, ready to unleash on an unexpected driver who’s car has recently been cleaned. Colin, a Carrion Crow from Berkshire, has made it […]

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Santa takes dumps down Naughty Listers chimneys

December 25, 2016

THOUSANDS of children were distraught today after waking up to find a steaming pile of turd in their living rooms, instead of the presents they so desperately wanted. Father Christmas has had to take ‘extraordinary […]