Politics

Trump advises Africa to leave the EU

March 22, 2017

US president Donald Trump has committed yet another major gaff today after it emerged he has advised the continent of Africa that it would be ‘Better for them’ to leave the European Union. Whilst commenting […]

Politics

“Obama put a camera in my shower too” says Trump

March 6, 2017

DONALD trump has caused another political storm recently after claiming on Twitter that ex President Barack Obama wire tapped his phone and monitored his calls at his home residence, the penis shaped Trump Tower. Just […]

Science & Technology

Yellowstone promises to save us from Trump presidency

March 3, 2017

THE huge supervolcano underneath Yellowstone National Park has ‘Entered the first stages of eruption’ according to scientists monitoring the beauty site. Professor Jamie Sanchez who has been studying the massive volcanic chamber underneath the park […]

World

Trump live tweets secret tour of area 51

February 28, 2017

DONALD Trump has sparked a massive security breach during his secret tour of Area 51 by tweeting the whole thing. During his visit to the top secret facility, Trump secretly tweeted his day, here is […]

World

Sales of ‘Trump orange’ paint continue to rise

February 26, 2017

THERE has been an ‘Unprecedented’ rise in the sale of a newly created shade of orange paint since Donald Trump’s inauguration a home ware store has confirmed. After designing its own colour based on Donald […]

Politics

Farage develops pink eye after brown nosing Trump

February 24, 2017

FORMER UKIP leader Nigel Farage was admitted to hospital last night after developing a severe case of pink eye, caused by his face constantly being inside of Donald Trumps arse. The disease, which is also […]

Politics

Trump begins search for Secretary of Making shit up

February 20, 2017

US President Donald Trump has begun searching for a new position within his inner circle, the secretary of state for making stuff up. The successful candidate for the post, which was created over the weekend, […]