Sturgeons consider name change

March 18, 2017

SCOTLANDS local sturgeon population is to consider changing its name after a ‘Ginger, Jimmy Crankie lookalike’ became more well known for the word than the actual fish species its self. The fish population, whose evolution […]


Very Hungry Caterpillar diagnosed with diabetes

February 11, 2017

CHILDREN and adults across the country were shocked today after it emerged childhood hero The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. The caterpillar, which has been eating non stop since its […]


Britain facing yet another fake snow storm

February 9, 2017

PARTS of Britain are busily preparing today for yet another snow storm that will once again, fail to materialise. The weather forecast which is issued by the notoriously incompetent and almost always wrong, Met Office, […]


Tesco called in to help with NHS bed crisis

February 8, 2017

BRITAINS largest supermarket Tesco has responded to calls from a cash strapped NHS by donating thousands of trolleys for its patients to use. The retailer, which isn’t usually known for its generosity, has given the […]


London to build box forts for its homeless

February 8, 2017

SADIQ Khan is unveiled a new initiative aimed at tackling the capital’s homeless. The plan, which is backed by the London Assembly, will see the construction of ‘Box forts’ for each and every rough sleeper […]