Science & Technology

The CIA can now watch you wank through your TV as well

March 9, 2017

IN another astounding revelation which will barely surprise anyone, Wikileaks has release a top secret document that claims the CIA are watching ‘Terror’ suspects through their smart televisions. The leak comes amid privacy concerns as […]


“Obama put a camera in my shower too” says Trump

March 6, 2017

DONALD trump has caused another political storm recently after claiming on Twitter that ex President Barack Obama wire tapped his phone and monitored his calls at his home residence, the penis shaped Trump Tower. Just […]

Science & Technology

Yellowstone promises to save us from Trump presidency

March 3, 2017

THE huge supervolcano underneath Yellowstone National Park has ‘Entered the first stages of eruption’ according to scientists monitoring the beauty site. Professor Jamie Sanchez who has been studying the massive volcanic chamber underneath the park […]


Trump live tweets secret tour of area 51

February 28, 2017

DONALD Trump has sparked a massive security breach during his secret tour of Area 51 by tweeting the whole thing. During his visit to the top secret facility, Trump secretly tweeted his day, here is […]


Sales of ‘Trump orange’ paint continue to rise

February 26, 2017

THERE has been an ‘Unprecedented’ rise in the sale of a newly created shade of orange paint since Donald Trump’s inauguration a home ware store has confirmed. After designing its own colour based on Donald […]


Trump begins search for Secretary of Making shit up

February 20, 2017

US President Donald Trump has begun searching for a new position within his inner circle, the secretary of state for making stuff up. The successful candidate for the post, which was created over the weekend, […]


America not as great as it was 3 weeks ago

February 8, 2017

A recently released straw poll has revealed that American believe their country is ‘Less great’ than it was three weeks ago. The poll which was commissioned by organisation ‘StorPoll’ asked 1171 Facebook users to rate […]


Jesus to perform at Superbowl half time show

February 5, 2017

JESUS Christ is ready to rock and roll after he announced through his ‘TheRealJC’ Facebook page that his return to Earth would be on February 5th. Just in time for him to star at Superbowl […]